Jared in a Boat

Name:  Jared Parish
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Involvement with Seņor Duck:  Seņor who?
So you lived with Seņor for a while in his first year - did he make a good roommate, or was there tension there?  Oh no, he was a good roommate. He didn't do much besides...well he did nothing. We once had a bubblebath, which was fun. and there was no tension there...because it was a bubblebath. That's why you take a bubblebath. To get rid of your tension.
What is your favorite Seņor Duck song, and why? Describe just how it makes you feel inside.   The first song we made on Garage Band - it gave me the impression that this thing might take off. It was original.
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Please give detailed instructions on how to make your favorite recipe:   Four cups water. That's it.
Is there a name for this recipe?
Water.
 
You and Seņor have taken trips in your boat, expensive white luxury conversion van equipped with television, and car. How'd that go?   Uh, it was pretty.
 
Do you plan on staying with Seņor Duck for the duration of your life, or his?   Cheese has lots of puss in it. White blood cells actually. When they pasteurize it, the temperature doesn't get high enough to kill all of the white blood cells. But no hormones. Hormone free...I do get a lot of estrogen, from my soy...
 
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