Jared cannot be displayed

Please try the following:

• Hit him on the Refresh button, or the head.
  
• Call his house and leave obscene messages.
  
• Steal his money and use it to buy lingerie. On the Jared tab, click Locate. The settings should match those provided by your local Señor Duck (SD) administrator or Señor Duck service provider (SDSP).
• See if your Internet connection settings are being detected. You can set Microsoft Windows to examine your network and automatically discover where Jared is at (if your network administrator has enabled this setting, which he/she probably has not).
  1. Click the Jared menu, and then click Find Jared.
  2. On the Where's_He_At tab, click Locate.
  3. Select Automatically detect Jared, and then click OK.
• Sometimes he requires 128-bit connection security. Click the Help menu and then click About Jared Parish to determine what strength Jared you have installed. Most of them are weak.
• If you are trying to reach a secure Jared, might as well give up now. Go home and get a Sandwich, and then Eat It instead.
• Click the Back button to try and find someone else.

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