Hobbies: Riding about in the car, enjoying warm spring days with my friends. I enjoy swimming quite
a bit, though I rarely get a chance to. I work on the computer quite a bit - maintaining the website and all, though Ben and the rest would like to give the impression that they have something to
do with it. "Oh, he's just a duck!" they'll say. "He can't keep up a website! He can hardly type, what with no digits whatsoever, and wings molded tightly to the side of his body." Ha!
Involvement with Seņor Duck: I am Seņor Duck. It's me. Without me, there would be no senorduck.com. I mean, maybe
there would be, but I don't imagine it would be working out as well. Imagine, if you will, a series of slideshows featuring nothing. 'Oooh, Nothing takes a trip to Hocking Hills!' 'Nothing is riding around in a car!'
'Gee, my favorite is the one where Nothing jams with Ben and Patrick in the living room.' Yeah, that would be a laugh riot.
What is your favorite slideshow that you have starred in so far? Oh man, you can't even ask me that. That would be like choosing a favorite child
out of an entire litter, or something. Is a group of ducklings called a litter? I'm pretty sure a group of rubber ducklings isn't, either way. Anyhow, each slideshow holds a special place in my memory - each one
really signifies a very specific time in my life, and I have enjoyed every single one.
So give us some examples, then, of what a couple of them signify. No.
Seriously? Not even one? Fine. Take the Trip to Hocking Hills, for instance. That was my first
summer hanging out with these guys; a great day out hiking around and wading about in streams. That whole summer everything was so bright and new to me - watching that slideshow really takes me back to that point. The Oncoming Car,
that one was just me and Patrick hanging out in Perrysburg, and it was a blast. I remember that day really well, getting everything set up and beating the life out of that Pontiac. It was really a good time.
So the Bad Berries turned out great. But everyone wants to know: what took so long?? Yeah you know
what, you're right! What were we thinking? It definitely took a lot longer to get on the site than your slideshows take to get up on your website about a rubber duck's adventures. OH WAIT. YOU DON'T
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
I'm sorry. It's okay. The Bad Berries - it would seem as if that was by far the most difficult and
challenging thing we've ever done at Seņor Duck Productions. "Gee, those guys must have just been working like crazy for eight months straight!" I'll let you in on a little secret: wrong. I was ready on every single day for each of
those months it took to get the blasted thing going. I'm not going to point any fingers here, but that is only because I don't have any. If I had fingers, I would be pointing them directly at Ben, Patrick, and Jared, because it is their
fault completely, and they are very lazy.
